it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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