No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just invented taco cereal.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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