My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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