Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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