he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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