"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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