Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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