dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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