I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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