I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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