You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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