my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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