You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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