please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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