Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
God I need to hump something, right now.
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