I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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