Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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