summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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