You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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