Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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