what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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