Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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