You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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