i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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