well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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