What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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