I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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