That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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