We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
