alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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