i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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