Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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