Pappa wants mamma naked
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I have post one night stand depression
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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