3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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