Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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