I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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