is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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