No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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