I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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