Can i not drive my cunt home
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
