How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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