thus making me awesome and them whores
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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