You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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