CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize