It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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