sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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