Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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