Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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