Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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