are you still at the devil's house?
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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