i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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