reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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