I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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