I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
im on a boat
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