Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i think i have two assholes
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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