Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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